Happy VD

VD....as in Valentine's Day...not venereal disease. Seriously, what even sounds HAPPY about a disease?

I could write about how now I'm even more short staffed at work...or about the high stress of what's going on with my individuals....or about Kenny treating me to a steak dinner...or the frozen custard...you get the idea. Instead, I'm going to give you a WIDE variety of things I heard today.

 "Roni's my valentine, aint that right, Roni? I have a girlfriend but she isn't it. No one loves me like Roni"

"I should have used glitter. Girls love glitter. Now I'm going to get dumped because I didn't use glitter. Stupid! Stupid!"

"Stop being hilarious. Another one of my staff want to go to your house now."

"He's flipping out! He won't stop hitting the table!"

"He pulled the fire alarm- the only one that rings into the fire department."

"I saw a hot fireman thanks to your guy pulling that alarm. Happy Valentines to Me!"

"Where did you move the Jewish church? It was there yesterday. What did you do with it?"

"Shut up, he's not Jewish. He's a nacho and they killed the Jews" "Nachos kill people? But I love nachos" "Roni, can we buy Jewish nachos so they won't kill anyone?"

"Roni, I got a question. Can I ask you a question? Did you know that old people still have periods? I didn't know that but my Momma is old and she had a period."

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I should totally take snippets of my day all the time and see what kind of odd quote book I could create.

Anyway, it's been a good day overall. I really love my job, even when it's crazy stressful. I am really glad today that a NICE policeman was who told me that my brake lights were out too -instead of a ticket happy one.

I'm really glad I have Kenny. He made today nice...from knowing how to fix my lights...to not laughing (much) when his truck ripped my pants....to making fun of my singing Boys II Men....to the nice dinner....he's really a good boyfriend. I love him.